Tobacco Juice, Middle Fingers And A Crashed Challenger: An NFL Star’s Guide To Road Rage

Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Vulgar display of douchery ends in epic failure. Let’s
start with the good news and move on to the juicier stuff: crashing his Dodge
Challenger into a ditch in Ohio last Friday, Cleveland Browns
cornerback Justin Gilbert thankfully walked away unharmed. Did he deserve to?
Let’s see. Apparently, Gilbert somehow got into an altercation with a Mustang driver somewhere along Interstate 71. According to local News Net 5,
“The crash happened when one car cut off the other. The drivers exchanged
middle fingers and Gilbert reportedly threw tobacco juice on the other car.”

Tobacco Juice, Middle Fingers And A Crashed Challenger: An NFL Star’s Guide To Road Rage

Tobacco juice, for the uninitiated, refers to the cup filled with chewing
tobacco that is spit out of someone’s mouth. Apparently, this regurgitated brown goo can also double as
an effective road rage weapon in times of need. Following this lovely display of road
courtesy, Gilbert lost control of his car, swerved off the highway and ended up
in a ditch. His car suffered some damage and soon the Ohio State Highway Patrol arrived
at the scene. Gilbert was given a citation for failure to “maintain reasonable
control of his vehicle”, while the other driver was cited for disorderly
conduct.

Tobacco Juice, Middle Fingers And A Crashed Challenger: An NFL Star’s Guide To Road Rage

Tobacco Juice, Middle Fingers And A Crashed Challenger: An NFL Star’s Guide To Road Rage

Tobacco Juice, Middle Fingers And A Crashed Challenger: An NFL Star’s Guide To Road Rage

Tobacco Juice, Middle Fingers And A Crashed Challenger: An NFL Star’s Guide To Road Rage

Tobacco Juice, Middle Fingers And A Crashed Challenger: An NFL Star’s Guide To Road Rage

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